When did Christianity become so obsessed with gender and sex? — Why did God choose to become a man when he decided to experience life as a human? It was, after all, a choice. It seems to me that he would say that if he can make a gender choice, so can you. To be fair, he didn’t have a choice…

A mysterious stranger approaches the Creek town of Pakanahuil — 1838 Hasse Ola Oak-fus-ka-Har-jo can see through the trees. Surrounded by a man-sized fort, he is perched atop a massive black oak that stretches well above other types of trees that should be taller than the oak tree that acts as their sentinel. Its mightiest branch extends from a sprawling network…

The menace to the world that we’re helpless to stop — Alexander Nimayeva is a father of five living in the freezing realm of Siberia whose experience with guns most likely centers around taking a shot or two at a furry Siberian varmint. But now, he’s on his way to fight Ukrainians. According to his wife, a journalist in the southern…

There are facts in this story, which means nobody will read it — When Joe Biden ran, again, for president, I wanted to pull the few remaining hairs out of my head. “Why don’t these people ever go away?” I wondered. Most people are quite content with retirement. Why can’t politicians relish it like the rest of humanity? I’m a social democrat, like…

An English-American sobs over a queen’s funeral — Never in history has so much news been generated over someone moving into a tiny home. The former Queen of — gosh, I don’t even know what to call it even though that’s my ancestry — England? Britain? The UK? The empire that pillaged the world? Yeah, let’s go with…

The Florida Governor torches one of the Bible’s greatest lines — I’m not a big believer in the idea of Satan as a living being. I think it’s all a bunch of hooey. I guess a lot of people would say, “Well, you’re not very Christian, then,” to which I say, “Judge not, young grasshopper.” But I’ll now go against my…

Why you need to know about the powerful group that picked Trump’s judges — In case you missed it, and I doubt you did, a Federalist Society judge recently handed the Orange Blowworm a legal victory by granting him something called a special master in the Palace Mar-a-Lago investigation. The special master in this case would be someone tasked with reviewing the top secret…

Trolls who review bomb are why we can’t have nice things — I don’t enjoy living in a nation where we obsess over the skin color of an elf in a beloved fantasy franchise. Quite simply, WTF is wrong with people? I don’t particularly like living in a country where we obsess about the skin color of anybody. It’s a sign of…

Reality is more complex than good versus evil — Well, well, well, that was fun, wasn’t it? Biden really let it all out in Philadelphia, attacking the MAGA crowd in a full-throttled speech that solidified his new Dark Brandon persona. After all, aren’t those of us who are opposed to the Orange Malevolence thinking the same thing every day…