Wow, I've lived all these years in total ignorance of this "lifestyle" some men choose. I would never have guessed it to be so pervasive that it can fire up an entire industry like this. Blissful naivete on my part.

Sometimes, as I approached my middle years, I wondered what I was missing by not hitting the "wild parties" we hear about or see in movies.

I'm glad I never hit that scene. I wasn't missing a thing other than awkward discomfort.

And I feel for Bieber, too. I was a cute kid, too. I'll say no more for now, other than I recognized his discomfort. It sent a shiver down my spine.