Whenever I tell a 22-year-old woman she's beautiful, I get slapped so hard a dozen teeth fall out.

… every country, I had two guinea pigs named Perry and Doofenshmirtz after the Phineas and Ferb duo, Jeff Goldblum called me beautiful, and I love tattoos.
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Whenever I tell a 22-year-old woman she's beautiful, I get slapped so hard a dozen teeth fall out.
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Written by Charles Bastille
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Author of MagicLand & Psalm of Vampires. Join me on my Substack at https://www.ruminato.com/. All stories © 2020-24 by Charles Bastille
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