Things may have changed since your last visit. The municipal warriors armed with leaf blowers are typically immigrants. God knows what they're really blowing into the air.

Anthrax? Ground hot chili peppers? Psilocybin fauna?

Every time I walk past one of these warriors they stare at me and call me a male Karen and shoot the leaf blower into my maskless face.

Then, I sneeze. Ha! They don't know if I'm sneezing from the hot chili pepper/anthrax mixture or if I have covid!

But listen. I gotta disagree with you on why we old white dudes are so angry. We aren't angry because thems folk are taking low paying jobs. I mean, how many dudes in MAGA hats do you see slinging roof shingles in that hot Dallas Texas heat?

Nah, we don't wanna work. We're happy sitting in bars yelling at women and pinching waitress's butts.

No sir. We're angry cuz we watch Fox News all morning before we hit the bars at noon and drink Bud Light until it's time to drive home as fast as our pickups can take us to watch Tucker Carlson tell us what's what! God, I sure hope they never install breathalzyers on them damn vehicles like the libtards keep threatenin' to.