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There are lots of trees in Atlanta. It's a bigly problem. They crash into houses and cars with impunity!

I've seen two cars assaulted by trees after storms in just the last two weeks in my neighborhood. Something needs to be done about this scourge.

Herschel probably came out of whatever mansion he's living in and saw his five Ferraris smoked by an oak tree. Who can blame him for being pissed at trees?

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Charles Bastille
Charles Bastille

Written by Charles Bastille

Author of MagicLand & Psalm of Vampires. Join me on my Substack at https://www.ruminato.com/. All stories © 2020-24 by Charles Bastille

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