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AMAZON PRIME DEALS
The Shameless 99 Cent Plug
No, sillies, it’s not a sex toy. It’s MagicLand! And it’s only 99 cents. For, like, a day.
Have I ever told y’all I’m a crusty, frustrated old socialist? The handful of you who read me regularly have figured that out on your own, so I’ve never really needed to spell it out. I guess you could say I’m kind of like Bernie Sanders without the fanbois.
Plus, he’s not a hypocrite like I am, because I’m now officially plugging my book on a service that I kind of disdain, Amazon.
You’d never see Bernie do that.
Oh well, shoot me. The Kindle Edition is only gonna be 99 cents for a day or so, and I thought I’d let my few regular readers have a shot at the bargain while it’s still alive during Prime Days. So dammit, buy it now:
It’s embarrassing, I tell you, but cat food is getting more expensive and I want to maybe start maybe eating a more premium brand of the stuff.