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The Shameless 99 Cent Plug

No, sillies, it’s not a sex toy. It’s MagicLand! And it’s only 99 cents. For, like, a day.

Charles Bastille
3 min readJul 13, 2022

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Have I ever told y’all I’m a crusty, frustrated old socialist? The handful of you who read me regularly have figured that out on your own, so I’ve never really needed to spell it out. I guess you could say I’m kind of like Bernie Sanders without the fanbois.

Buy MagicLand for 99 cents and help boost its numbers! Original image licensed via Shutterstock, Photoshopped by author. © 2021/2022 by Charles Bastille

Plus, he’s not a hypocrite like I am, because I’m now officially plugging my book on a service that I kind of disdain, Amazon.

You’d never see Bernie do that.

Oh well, shoot me. The Kindle Edition is only gonna be 99 cents for a day or so, and I thought I’d let my few regular readers have a shot at the bargain while it’s still alive during Prime Days. So dammit, buy it now:

It’s embarrassing, I tell you, but cat food is getting more expensive and I want to maybe start maybe eating a more premium brand of the stuff.

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Charles Bastille
Charles Bastille

Written by Charles Bastille

Author of MagicLand & Psalm of Vampires. Join me on my Substack at https://www.ruminato.com/. All stories © 2020-24 by Charles Bastille

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