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The next time someone complains about your personal masking choice, walk up to their car and ask them to roll down their window.

Be sure to be carrying scissors. A good kind. The kind you'd use to cut thick fabric. (Don't let them see or they'll freak out!)

And then calmly clip their seat belt at the top and walk away.

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Charles Bastille
Charles Bastille

Written by Charles Bastille

Author of MagicLand & Psalm of Vampires. Join me on my Substack at https://www.ruminato.com/. All stories © 2020-24 by Charles Bastille

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