Thanks for the callout, Michael. I think. Unless it leads to actual interactions with the Orange Puffaroon. I mean, who wants to talk to Harry Vanderspeigle's crazy, broke uncle?

And now that you got Dark Brandon's attention, Joe! Listen up! Fix Gaza, man. You know what to do, so just do it. Just tell the Israeli people, "NO MORE MONEY UNTIL YOU KICK OUT LIKUD!" Full stop, Joe.

Is that election interference? Who cares, Joe? They're a vassal state. Everyone seems to know that but our foreign policy establishment. Fix this!

For one thing, it's the right thing to do. But also: If Trump wins he'll turn America into one big Gaza with the most bizarre Sharia law the world has ever seen.

Also, hi Jill, Barack, Kamala, Bernie, Arnold, and Gavin. Gavin, my man, I hope your well stocked on fire extinguishers. This year's gonna be a doozy.

Oh, and Jill, we love Dark Brandon, but you really couldn't talk him out of running again? You could have retired and raised mean dogs without anyone noticing! Growl! Bite!