--

Since Trump is probably the Son of Satan, he'll probably just rise from the dead with a shock of orange hair all over his body, sort of like Big Bird, but a different color.

Even if he doesn't rise from the dead, his wacky believers, who mysteriously love malfeasance, will believe he will rise from the dead if enough people tell them he will.

--

--

Charles Bastille
Charles Bastille

Written by Charles Bastille

Author of MagicLand & Psalm of Vampires. Join me on my Substack at https://www.ruminato.com/. All stories © 2020-24 by Charles Bastille

No responses yet