Saw this in my email from LinkedIn today. I see something like this everyday:

"Entering month xxxx here at xxxxx, and the ride keeps getting better. l I am still amazed by the brilliant people and opportunities which exist here."

I'm still freelancing so I resist, but when I'm even older than I already am (I'm already challenging Methusaleh for rings around the leg trunks) I think I'll get on LinkedIn everyday and reply by saying things like, "No you don't. You hate the place. You hate everybody. I know this because I worked with you." Just for fun.