Sadly, I don't think she can win a general election even if she walks into every household and personally delivers $100,000. The married white men who voted against Hillary (revealed through recent polling) because she has the wrong genitals tilted just enough Biden's way to hand him the election. Those guys will flip away from Kamala faster than a Georgia hill country boy can smoke up a gram of meth.


Hyperbole enthusiast and author of MagicLand, available at your favorite bookseller: All stories © 2022 by Charles Bastille.

Love podcasts or audiobooks? Learn on the go with our new app.

Get the Medium app

A button that says 'Download on the App Store', and if clicked it will lead you to the iOS App store
A button that says 'Get it on, Google Play', and if clicked it will lead you to the Google Play store