Lol, fun stuff. I've done stuff like this too.

But now I have to tell you the Nigerian prince joke.

A Nigerian prince was found dead in his surprisingly modest apartment in Lagos. When the police checked out the place they found $2,000,000 in cash squirreled away in a closet. When the police asked the prince's kids why he had so much loot, one of the kids said, "He tried to give it all away by sending random emails, but nobody would take it!"