Just distract him by putting "Every breath you take" by the Police on a loop.

I’m Nervous To Dust Off the Hoohaw After Being Accidentally Celibate
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Robin Wilding 💎
Charles Bastille
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Jan 4, 2025
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Just distract him by putting "Every breath you take" by the Police on a loop.
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Written by Charles Bastille
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Author of MagicLand & Psalm of Vampires. Join me on my Substack at https://www.ruminato.com/. All stories © 2020-24 by Charles Bastille
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