It's tragic that prison time will reduce that hair to an uneven distribution of barely functioning follicles, because when he gets out, he would have otherwise been able to consider a career as a Las Vegas lounge lizard.

I must admit that I have a bizarre fantasy of seeing him marry Marjorie Taylor Greene so that they can produce a reality TV series recording their daily lives. It would be, as my grandma used to say, a real hoot! They could call it Parler Tricks.