In the grand tradition of shameless self promotion, I encourage everyone to begin next summer's reading list by preordering MagicLand, to be released on December 7. MagicLand is a profanity-free zone, so it's fun for the whole family: https://www.amazon.com/dp/1631955640

Also, this post is a reminder that one universal minimal qualification for President should be that they READ. Not everyone can be as good a writer as President Obama, but good golly, please at least, if you run for President, be able to pick up a book and read a few paragraphs. Thank you, Mr. President, for that wholesome reminder.