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I wrote about the dire need for Trump to come up with a better nickname for DeSantis in one of my stories but I don't link to my stories on other writers' posts - bad form, in my opinion. But it's worth adding my proposed nicknames here, since DeSanctimnonius was such a clear loser:

Ron DeQueer

Ron DeWoke

Ron DeBlackSanta

Ron DeBlackJesus

Ron DeSanctuaryCity

Ron DePelosi

Ron DeSanFrancisco

Ron DeNonbinary

Ron DeCRTSavant

Ron DeSanctionedSodomist

A good beta test on these should give the Orange Puffalo what he needs to put down this new threat!

I bet people here could come up with much better ones. Someone should start a contest!!

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Charles Bastille
Charles Bastille

Written by Charles Bastille

Author of MagicLand & Psalm of Vampires. Join me on my Substack at https://www.ruminato.com/. All stories © 2020-24 by Charles Bastille

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