I thought mouth parentheses were awesome? No? Is that just me? If is, people are stupid.

…turned 40 last year. I’ve noticed a few more ‘smile lines’, because I refuse to call them wrinkles; my mouth parentheses are a little more pronounced each day. My chesticles are slowly migrating into my armpits — and my ass is on a mission to hang out with m…
The Magic of a Pretty Mermaid Dress
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I thought mouth parentheses were awesome? No? Is that just me? If is, people are stupid.
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Written by Charles Bastille
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Author of MagicLand & Psalm of Vampires. Join me on my Substack at https://www.ruminato.com/. All stories © 2020-24 by Charles Bastille
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