I love the GIF. I really thought she was looking for her phone!

I think it was during the Clinton era when I noticed, as I slaved away endless days, that companies respond to shareholder angst by laying off thousands.

They especially seem to really cherish doing it during the holiday season.

Assistant to CEO: "What gift would you really love this holiday season?"

CEO: "Get me some fat numbers for this year's round of layoffs. I love that shit. And replace that damn Free Pizza Friday with free bagels on Thursday mornings."