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I hate to be harsh, but Starburst now has a mini-version Starburst. You could be in serious trouble if you didn't know that and now you do.

But maybe not. Somehow they don't quite have the punchy flavor of mama Starburst. And nothing like Skittles, which are evil little drops of sugar designed to whittle my teeth down to nothing. And they taste really good, too.

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Charles Bastille
Charles Bastille

Written by Charles Bastille

Author of MagicLand & Psalm of Vampires. Join me on my Substack at https://www.ruminato.com/. All stories © 2020-24 by Charles Bastille

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