I got myself one of those not too long ago. I was surprised it was still good given food companies' trend to crank out garbage these days.

This is why:

CRUST: WHEAT FLOUR, PALM OIL, WATER, BUTTER (CREAM, SALT), SOYBEAN OIL, SALT, DEXTROSE, YEAST.

They do add corn syrup to the apple mix, which is too bad (and I bet a new addition since your mom's days), but still pretty darn good.

Also, whoa. What a menu!