I don't understand the point stopping with long guns or even AK-whatevers. I hear there's a very nice shoulder carried anti-tank weapon that should hit the civilian market as soon as a certain Russian war criminal gets deposed by angry oilgarchs.

If nothing else, the Kardashians can use them to fend off paparazzi or Kanye West's team of Pete Davidson hunters. They are hard to conceal but you can just say they're blueprint cases.

Yes I know it's an idiotic comment but this post reminds me that we live in a gun worshipping Idiocracy. The original post deserves better, but the country doesn't.