I admit that I'll miss the "woman" who had one follower whose profile said she was a great lover of men (accentuated by heart icons) and commented on one of my stories by asking, "how are you, Charles?" What a flirty tart she was!

Life was good for a day!

And now that "she's" gone I'll never be able to ask her why she didn't leave her what's...a** number (actual name of app obfuscated to prevent the apparently faulty spam filtering software from kicking me off the platform).