Greetings. As a member of the disappearing elderly white male minority, I can assure you we are not letting our great leader -- the mouth of methane, the pride of all that is con, the don of disrespect, the department store clerk of skirt, the captain of the felonious fraternity of hate, anywhere near that woman in any debate.

Good God in heaven what is wrong with you people? Next thing you know you'll ask us to set up a cage match between our beloved testicle of tantrums and Jasmine Crockett. Enough!

We will probably not prevail in this final battle to save the old white male species from exiting into the fog of old farty foolishness, but we'll go out yelling, dammit!!!!