POLITICS AND SATIRE

Girl Scout Time Machine

“Please don’t shoot me, Mister, I’m just trying to sell some cookies!”

Image by United States Army, Public domain, via Wikimedia Commons. Image of time machine not available.

A weird thing happened the other day. Three girl scouts knocked on my front door. I grabbed my AR-15, opened the door, and there they were in their brown uniforms carrying boxes full of what I assumed was some very dangerous material.