For me, one of the great aggravations of getting old is all the hair that now grows where it should not, and the lack of hair where it should be. If I had Kurt Russell's hair, it would all be in my ears, nose, and shoulders. I mean, WTF?

As for the rest of the article - a smart woman who speaks her mind is a lot sexier than a pert tiktok twerker any day, but maybe that's just me.

Maybe none of us are particularly f*ckable by a certain age, but that doesn't mean we can't have fun trying.