Does that head need kerosene? I think that head alone could fuel the golden Mar-A-Lago fireplace for months without replenishment. Gaetz is a natural source of oil that rivals the Kuwaiti oil fields.

That analogy to John the Baptist is great. I wonder though, about one difference. John the Baptist said he wasn't fit to loosen Jesus's sandals. I have a hunch Newt would happily loosen Trump's sandals and kiss his feet if he found it expedient to do so.