Damnit, I was just about to DM you, you tease.

Fun poem. You're really good at this. Almost like a Dr. Seuss / Shel Silverstein for adults. But, and I mean this and am truly not trying to butter you up in hopes of future access to the aforementioned secret places, I think you're better than Silverstein on his best days and I strongly recommend that if you keep writing these that you compile them into a book. Especially if you can team up with a whimsical illustrator not named AI.

This is all the career advice I have left in my soul, so if anyone is reading this and is thinking of pursuing more of this kind of brilliant advice from me, I recommend CareerAdviceGPT instead! 😁