As a law abiding Virginia PATRIOT who carries more guns than I know what to do with on my way to the liquor store, I STRONGLY urge my fellow patriots to get out and vote for Amanda Chase!

Those who don't vote for her are wimpy communists. Do you want to be known as a wimpy communist?

Look, maybe YOU want Hillary to continue being our shadow president, lording over pedophiles and hippie, commune-loving pizza parlor owners who want to fill our homes with Mexicans, but let me tell you, this election isn't about just Virginia. It's about Satan. That's right, Satan! Satan has more Hillaries ready to invade our great white nation. He has a whole stable of them.

In fact, AOC is actually a clone of Hillary. This will be revealed soon.

Okay. I don't live in Virginia. But if I did, I wouldn't vote for one of those Deep State communists. And when the general election hits, I wouldn't vote at all!

Elections are a sham to keep us engaged and thinking that we are participants in a democracy, when in truth, we are all prisoners of Hillary's Deep State, whose Major General is Kamala Harris, who tells Biden what to do.

So if you're Republican, don't vote! Meet all of us gun toting patriots at the local bar on election day instead, and we'll sit on the barstools and yell at women, like real men do.