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MagicLand: A Novel

MagicLand: A Novel

A feel-good dystopian novel? Welcome to MagicLand. “A bracing dystopian tale that deftly mixes magic, evolution, and romance.”― Kirkus Reviews

2021

White, Charles E.

White, Charles E.

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Nov 13, 2023

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Are You Dying?

An American president is not supposed to be listed as “cause of death.”

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Zombies walking around in a city

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Exclusive Look into Today’s White House Epstein Files Strategy Meeting

A possibly satirical look into how the White House is dealing with the newest Epstein fallout.

4d ago

Evil clowns sitting around a table. A portrait of Trump is in the background, with his mouth drooping post-stroke

4d ago

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Why We Shouldn’t Indict Any of Trump’s Minions

I have a much better idea — introducing the Trump Zoo

Nov 6

A human zoo with a sign that says “Trump Zoo”

Nov 6

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The Day Zohran Mamdani Made Immigration Great Again

The American people just drove a stake into the heart of the vampire

Nov 5

Zohran and his wife Rama Duwaji walking down the street holding hands and smiling

Nov 5

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Don’t Compare the Trump Regime to Fascism

The better comparison is the hope of the French Revolution

Nov 2

Illustration of Women’s March on Versailles in 1789 showing women holding weapons in the air

Nov 2

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The Ghost of Sam Hain

Sam’s Halloween plans this year were destined to make some noise

Oct 30

A solitary ghost in a foggy forest

Oct 30

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A Dust Storm for Daisy Gilbert

A little baseball story with a dust storm thrown in

Oct 24

Illustration of female home plate umpire

Oct 24

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The Illegal Alien

An extraterrestrial visitor stumbles into a world of trouble

Oct 23

Picture of a yellow feather with a red streak down the middle

Oct 23

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